Justin Bieber's "Someday" stink water

Saw this commercial earlier in the week:

Induced a mental cramp. After recuperative staring at a candle, things to unpack:

1.) The gal seems a couple years older than Bieber. Should the ad carry some kind of warning, depending on state of residence?

2.) She also leads an aritocratic existence with a ballet dancer's build. He's an intrusive, daring scamp in lavender tennis shoes. It'd NEVER work! [Cue dramatic music, their mad dash to a car and drive away from the grown-ups who just don't understand/]

3.) Does it count as subliminal advertising if human anatomy is outright depicted on the container?

4.) Though I wish him no ill will, I bet Bieber repellent spray would sell better.