Behind closed doors, Susan Rice reveals herself to be a werewolf, snarling "Try telling the world, they will think you've gone MAD!" She then transforms back to petite human shape, steps out to wave at the cameras.
McCain and Lindsey Graham look at each other, think "Oh, shit. We can't tell them she's a werewolf, we'll get locked up!" and now are flummoxed by how to warn us all.
Laugh it up, fuzzball, but what the heck would YOU do in their spot?