I was texting (in a parking lot) then accidentally set the phone into an audio dictation mode and turned on a podcast. Later, looking at my phone, there was a kooky long text ready to send. I did not send it (choosing to not seem insane - this time) but have pasted it in here. The dictation barely resembles what was playing in the car. Maybe the phone is writing on its own behalf and asking for friendship:
"This dive deeper down the cabin then other people will always be around refuge the end of the day so you like what you like to do movies and TV shows I can picture of you do women I love you might actually like you can't like what I like to know what would you say next something is going terribly wrong and that the man did you feed trying to run into the ground"