Simile? Code? Samsung : Salman Rushdie as...

Samsung ads/links/suggestions have been all up in my Facebook feed the last few weeks. This already had me at a "Fuck off, Samsung" state of mind. Now it has shown up as a Twitter suggestion similar to Salman Rushdie. I'm not seeing it. Is "Samsung" some sort of trigger word meant to break me out of a spell or summon me from a virtual reality, and I'm not responding?

I'd declare a fatwa on Samsung, but then the "similar to" claim would be a validated prophecy. So, I'm sticking with wanting Samsung to downshift its sponsored links stuff.

Salman Rushdie on Twitter: @SalmanRushdie

Samsung Mobile: I'm not pimping that, get it yourself!