(Not) porn surfing in public

I was looking at paintings online to follow along with a book I was reading. In the chocolate shop I covered the screen a bit to make sure people couldn't see the paintings. "I don't want people to think I'm looking at porn." Pause. "Wait, of course this is porn."

The Turkish Bath, Jean-Auguste-Dominique IngresLa Grand Odalisque, Jean-Auguste-Dominique IngresAnd a few others...