Male baton twirler with the Oregon State University marching band in their halftime show against Oregon November 26. They lost 49-21. It’s a fair guess this baton twirlrer didn’t really give a shit about that.
My baton casts a glamor spell on the throngs stacked all around and above me in the stands. Eyes on me, drawn to my poise and flash as schoolmates waddle with bulk strapped to their trunks. I am unencumbered. I interpret the music. Many watch to thwart me, to hope I drop the baton. I will not let them win. I am here to instill triumph for those who trust in me. I am not asked to show my legs like my more common baton twirling sisters. Just as well as my legshow would incur mass envy. I am slim. I am quick. I can toss and catch on the beat. I am strong. I am fierce. I twirl the baton as a goddamned man. I am a warrior.
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Nice manifesto! I wish I had the proper connections to get this into his hands. Just reading this glamored me a little bit.
I am the feature twirler at OSU and twirling is something I have been doing since I was 4 years old. That guy is not the baton twirler. He is a drum major. Do your research and learn something.
KayRayTay – A fair point, though very touchy! If you're guessing I have not spent years studying marching bands and their auxiliary positions, you'd be correct.