ATTENTION PARENTS: On Christmas Eve, the Krampus, evil companion of Santa, continues his rounds to stuff naughty children into his bag and take them down to Hell. Many of you saying goodnight to your kids may want to say goodbye instead. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Krampus
I know MY kids aren’t going to Hell. I presume yours are not, either. Please don’t ask me how to contact the Krampus to make requests. I don’t want to know about it.