At the Screen Actors Guild Awards, Julia Roberts appeared in the following gown that defied us to judge her based on her status as a Legless-American. Look at me, admire my glamour she seems to say. I can be fabulous even with half as many limbs as many of you. Agreed, Julia, and thank you!

How do you think she manages to hover like that? Don’t want to seem racist or anything, but is that something all of her people can do?