The brain fills with derision and why? and laughter at each campaign by Nike to make ducks, the mascot of the University or Oregon, look macho. As if to taunt everyone, the latest photos are enhanced by samurai plumage that hopefully won’t make it onto the field (these are scholars on the field, remember, and children are a precious resource). Two of the many redonkulous images previewing what the Ducks will be wearing at the Rose Bowl on January 2nd, 2012 against Wisconsin:

And the capper, hoo-boy. Bird species dorkus malorkus:

Doesn’t it look like the little “O” is an eye that follows you everywhere? Uncanny! Walk around the room, it knows where you are and what you’re doing. It KNOWS! View the full series on Nike’s Facebook page. The concept is “The Evolution of Speed”.