New York: remember my name, Fame!

Fame outdoor showing Prospect Park in Brooklyn

Went with a longtime friend to see Fame outdoors in Prospect Park in Brooklyn. A film I’d seen several times as a kid, especially summers in Boise where my brother and I spent two months each year as part of a child custody agreement and where neither of us knew any peers. No friends but my brother meant a lot of watching Fame, My Favorite Year, The Making of Michael Jackson’s “Thriller”, and Purple Rain on VHS (especially Purple Rain, stopped counting after 50+ views).

Memorized

Watched the Thriller VHS so often that I learned the choreography for that music video, and “Bille Jean” and “Beat It” (also included in the VHS). At 14, I got second place in a MJ dance-alike contest (losing to an adorable toddler – several strangers said I should have competed in the 15+ age category). The Summer of 1985 I danced to “Thriller” on the center of Autzen Stadium’s football field during the July 4 fireworks show in Eugene. It came together spontaneously. My Mom got calls from friends the day after and she had no idea it had happened. Stories for a later time.

The crowd dug this super-New York-y movie on this comfortably warm not-too-humid night. Sing Harlem was the opening act. Hadn’t seen this movie in decades. Still charming.

Averted my eyes during that scene with Coco. If you know the scene, you know. Talking at the screen fails to change Coco’s situation. I’ve tried.

Most of the cast ended up having long careers. Gene Anthony Ray, fiery and sly and compelling as Leroy Johnson would continue the role into the Fame television show. During the film, his mother got caught trying to sell illegal drugs on the set. Her behavior continued into the production of the television show and she got arrested running a drug ring. Gene Anthony himself struggled with addiction, was often absent, and ended up dying in 2003 at age 41. Still managed to have a varied career. The Wikipedia page linked above is worth reading.

Gene Anthony attended the school Fame is based on. In this introductory scene, he helps a friend with her dancing audition, while he himself is not interested. Then he gets interested and steals the moment. (Clip is dubbed in French, quel dommage. But Debbie Allen’s asst. dance teacher describes his style as “wicked”.)

As you can see, it’s one of those entertainments where none of the high school students seem to be under 25 years old.

Directed by Alan Parker, whose career includes similarly shot films like Midnight Express, Pink Floyd: The Wall, Birdy, Angel Heart, Mississippi Burning, on and on, his style really conveys the vitality and dark of late 70s New York City. Watching it in Brooklyn conveyed nostalgia for that era. Not that anyone wants that back, necessarily, but it’s a palpable and compelling vibe.

I didn’t watch much of the television show. I liked Debbie Allen, had crushes on Janet Jackson (Willis’ girlfriend from “Different Strokes”!) and Cynthia Gibb. But, just couldn’t get there. If you watched the show I’d like to hear about it.

Prospect Park was a great, low-key location. Lightning bugs flitted on and off in the woods just a few steps away. And it was a delight to see that “Hot Lunch Jam” still slaps.

Tip: The Good Batch’s Chocolate Chunk ice cream sandwich served in Prospect Park is better than the Confetti Cake (sprinkles) one.

Inferno, cannibalism, Taylor Swift, public employee pensions

 Detail of
Detail of “Ugoilno and Archbishop Ruggieri” by Gustave Doré (yes, I have this book).

Two recent dreams the same night. I hope they were separate dreams.

1.) Two men laying on the ground, caked in blood, one gnawing off the ear of the other person who lies passive and closes his eyes every few seconds yielding or savoring getting devoured. Reminiscent of (I had the visual but had to look this up) Ugolino perpetually gnawing on the skull of his nemesis Archbishop Ruggieri in Dante’s Inferno (XXXII, 128-9).

2.) I duck out of a music show in a dignified theater with my dream-logic friend Taylor Swift. We get to the lobby, after a quick commiseration how BORING that show is, Swift starts peppering me with questions about how the public employee pension system works in California. I explain California is not my state, but I can send some info along. We decide a direct message via Twitter will be the best way to convey those links so she’ll see them.

Snort if you want, as if YOU have never had a dream about perpetual cannibalism and chatting economics with Taylor Swift.

 (Left) Ugolino snacking on Archbiship Ruggieri, illustration by Barry Moser. (Right) Taylor Swift.
(Left) Ugolino snacking on Archbiship Ruggieri, illustration by Barry Moser. (Right) Taylor Swift.

Red Lion over-catering to gays?

Red Lion has this ad directed at same-sex couples. “We look forward to
playing an important part of your life and future.”
Sweet!

“Let’s make history together.” Very nice. We’ve all been in that spot, asking ourselves or our group of revolutionaries: “How’re we gonna get some justice up in here?” The answer, always, is to call the Red Lion. When thinking of the front
lines of civil rights, Red Lion is always there, picket signs and
bullhorns blaring. Look in photos in history books – from the American Revolution to Selma to Occupy Wall Street you will always find Red Lion, po-faced and glorious mane flowing, pushing for social justice.

This ad is in a Portland alternative newspaper, Willamette Week. Sadly,
our bigoted state of Oregon bans same-sex marriage. Washington doesn’t,
and its city Vancouver just over the Columbia River has a Red Lion
staring back at us, a sentinel with its new open mindedness and legal
pot. The Red Lion in Portland, literally across the river along the same
longitude, looks northward in meek shame, knowing its state is on the wrong
side of history.

All demographics deserve the right to
be pandered to. But this line made me wince: “We offer on-site event
specialists, group room rates and tasteful culinary experiences.”

Red Lion as a destination for fussy foodies? Doubtful. As a privileged,
white, probably straight male (I’ll probably never know for sure – men are
fucking boring and I lack the physical courage required of normal homosexual
acts. How those fellas endure it is a marvel) I feel this ad
somehow implies MY group doesn’t give a shit about tasteful food or event details.

We don’t, but STILL having that coarse stereotype shoved right into my
face is darned offensive. I’m taking my rage to a Del Taco where I shall dine without using a napkin!

Brilliant

“Brilliant” has long been the British equivalent of our saying “awesome” or “tubular” in the 80s. So used for inanities, used to mock such inanities, then used in defiance of such mockery it has become a space filler in British pop culture.

When it’s used in the U.S. as a weird cultural sophisticate affectation, as I’ve heard it twice at lunch during a business conversation between strangers today, it buries the usefulness of the word for maybe half a generation. Gag me with a spoon.

Christy Turlington and me.

Born the same year, supermodel Christy Turlington and I share a certain kinship. We’re often mistaken for each other in public or at parties (I know, Christy. Hilarious, right?) but she lets me know she’s a few months wiser than me. Alla time.

Saw this magazine ad with the tagline “Her heart. Her soul. Her beauty. Her scent.” Thought it needed a few more lines.

Her heart. Her soul. Her beauty. Her scent.
She strolled. She sprinted. She stopped. She went:
“You gambol, you laugh, you eat, you write.”
I thought. I smirked. I held her. “That’s right.”

I’ll take care of it for you.

Ate lunch at Burgerville, reading ‘Vamps and Tramps: New Essays’ by Camille Paglia for the third time since 1994. So, the essays aren’t that “New”, but I like reading about pop culture and harangues against the political correctness of 90s-era academe.

Order was brought to my table by a tall beefy guy with great self-assurance. He had a serious look in his eye. As he set the tray down he said: “If you need anything more from here you let me know and I’ll take care of it for you.” No irony. This was a point of honor for him. Felt like being in a mobster movie but without the racial caricatures.

The meal was tasty, and made even more satisfying knowing that if I wanted a sportscar or someone snuffed out, it could happen.

Do I lick this?

Part of the storytelling chocolate genre: this mediocre morsel packaged with a mini trading card about the Baorisa Moth, “arguably the most beautiful of the Noctuid moths, resembling an Art Deco, Piet Mondrian creation”. Even the Intelligent Designer is an art critic. No bug flavoring detected. Alarmingly, no ingredients listed, though cacao is referenced.

 

Greasy Palins, with a side of gay-bashing.

Sarah Palin posted a goofy photo endorsing Chick-Fil-A on her Facebook Page. After joking with friends, a buddy suggested putting a caption idea I had on the photo. Voilà! Adapting Palin’s photo seems ripe for widespread meme-dom. It is obnoxious, and deserves all the internet battery it gets!

Side note: I’ve hardly ever been to Chick-Fil-A. There aren’t many nearby, and the one I know of is in a shopping mall. I pretty much am only in shopping malls on weekends, and Chick-Fil-A is famously closed on Sundays (kinda respect that, heathen that I am). So, it long seemed elusive and unattainable. Guess it will be a while longer before I ever eat there. Like, after a head injury.

“Too soon” for cannibal humor?

Grim information below in the museum at the Donner Memorial Park in California (a lovely place with a nice lake, paths, impressive scenery with high hills above). Yet the location largely comemorates the famous Donner Party travelers who were stranded en route to California and had to eat about half of the people. I mean eat ALL of half of the people, not eat half of each person. Tidbit: the relatively wealthy Donner family was largely spared, most of the people eaten were poorer and/or servants.

The typo (or was it intentional?) that “Feuds and internal disagreements lowered their moral and further slowed the pace.”

Took a series of cannibal-related photos with the family around the site. Am guessing we are not the first to do so. Locals are probably tired of cannibal humor to the point where it no longer has any, well, bite to it. A rich and nutritious source of amusement for us tourists, though.

Cannibals in Polynesia refer to human flesh as “long pig”. Recommend white wine, then.

When chocolate leapt to attack, and I wanted more.

Veronica’s Dad: Will someone tell me why I smoke these damn things?
Veronica Sawyer: Because you’re an idiot.
Veronica’s Dad: Oh yeah, that’s it.
Heathers, 1988

For about the last month, I’ve become fond (won’t say addicted, can quit at any time) to this tasty offensive chocolate with chipotle, salt, and popping candy inside.

“Offensive” not as in violating sensibilites, offensive in that it once attacked me.

The other chocolates I’ve tried by Chuao Chocolatier have been so-so (no revenue for me if you click the link). Chuao Chocolatier is from – from the fancy name, did you guess Quebec or someplace in Europeland? Mais non! – San Diego, Cali-forn-i-a!

While chocolatier may be an apt phrase, to me, burgeoning curmudgeon, it connotes someone who takes him/herself a bit too seriously. Say, if it’s a dude, someone who grew an ironic mustache then began to cherish it on its own, then began to conduct himself in an affected old-timey-time manner.

This dark chocolate is a tad bitter, the chiles give it a sassy meanness, but the popping candy gives it drama. The candy within is a little like Pop Rocks, but with its Fruity Pebbles DNA taken out. It pops. It crackles. It snaps. (Disordered the tag line from Rice Krispies to disconcert you. I am an agent of chaos.)

I’m pretty sure it releases gas inside the pouch.

Taking a sealed blue pouch from car to a room, or room to the car, the pouch poofs out. It also poofs if kept in a room for a while. While opening it in such a state, it doesn’t sigh so much as gasp. Or maybe it’s a wheeze.

Like with most good chocolate, it’s meh if you eat it fast. This one really rewards a slow dissolve. A bit of sizzling as the fizzy kernels work their magic.

One time I opened a pouch and a little kernel cracked its way free and hit me on the face, bouncing off my right cheek then falling unconscious to the floor.

This candy’s sentience makes it even more appealing. Entire tribes of creatures dissolving and sliding down into my gullet.

“Get into my belly, ye kernels, and despair!”